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如果你想 使你老闆生氣 一定要記住這 7句真言!

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Everyone has a boss. Even if you "work for yourself," you're still an employee to your client.

每個人都有一個老闆。即使你是 “為自己工作” 的老闆，你還是你客戶的僱員。

7 Things Never to Say to Your Boss

7 個永久不可對你老闆說的句子

1. That's not my job.

這不是我的工作。

You know what? A lot of bosses are simple souls who think your job is to do what's asked of you.

你知道嗎？很多老闆頭腦很簡單，他認為你的工作 就是 他要求你作什么 你就作什么.

2. It's not my problem.

這不是我的問題。

When people say something is not their problem it makes them look like they don't care. This does not endear them to anybody, especially the boss.

當人們說這不是他的問題時，会使他們看來 他們不關心。 這使人不高興，尤其是你的老闆。

3. It's not my fault.

這不是我的錯。

Yet another four words to be avoided. Human nature is weird. Claiming that something is not our fault often has the result of making people suspect it is.

這4個字也應避免。人性是奇怪的。聲稱事情不是我們的錯，往往會使人們懷疑它是你的錯。

4. I can only do one thing at a time.

我只能一次做一件事。

Complaining you are overworked will not make your boss feel sorry for you or go easier on you.

抱怨你工作過度，不會讓你的老闆感到抱歉，他也會給你方便的。

5. I am way overqualified for this job.

我是大材小用。

Hey, maybe you are. But the fact is, this is the job you have.

嘿，也許你是。但事實上，這就是你的工作。

6. This job is easy! Anyone could do it!

這項工作非常容易！任何人都可以做！

Maybe what you're trying to convey here is that you're so brilliant your work is easy.

也許您所想表達的是，你是如此的優秀 你的工作太容易了。

7. It can't be done.

它不可能完成的。

Saying something can't be done is like waving a red flag in a boss's eyes - saying it is can make you look incapable.

說什麼不能完成的 就像在老闆的眼到前 揮舞著紅旗 - 說明你的無能。